Dear British Vogue,
On the back page “One Last Thing” section of latest March issue you said “we'd like these ruby earrings part of Georgina Chapman's dazzling new collection for Garrard."
Now when you lovely people at Vogue say you are lusting after something I usually am quick to jump on your bandwagon too but this is an exception.
Were you hallucinating/asleep/under the influence/intoxicated in any way when they wrote this?
They look like LOBSTERS.
And very expensive lobster lookalikes as well at £12,500.
What were you thinking?
However it was an amazing issue- Nick Knight AND Tim Walker my two favourite fashion photographs in one issue?! You spoil me.
But if you want a tip for pulling off ‘Lobster Chic’ then here is Isabella Blow doing it like a pro, follow her lead; wear one on your head, not a lookalike dangling off your lobes.
That’s all.*
Your biggest fan,
Beth Ruby Lambert
*Meryl Streep/Anna Wintour Devil Wears Prada reference. In case you didn’t already get that. Which of course you did.
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